Archive for October, 2008

Global Warming. Global Scam?

October 14, 2008

Global Warming IS happening. That much is true. Can’t argue against that. It’s a 100% correct. But sometimes I can’t help but feel that this whole “green awareness” trend that’s happening is a scam perpetuated by corporations and governments. Sounds like paranoia?

I respect that people are becoming more aware of their impacts on the environment and it’s great that we are living more responsibly. Taking shorter showers, using energy efficient lightbulbs, recycling, adjusting the thermostat, using low-flow showerheads etc. the whole shebang…. that’s all good and fine but we need to take a look at the bigger picture.

In reality, to effectively stop the production of Carbon Dioxide which is causing global warming on a mass scale, to significantly decrease the production of CO2… it is out of our hands. Simply due to the fact that the major polluters and consumers of energy is not from everyday household uses but instead from factories, industrial plants and even industrial agriculture. And who controls these? Governments and Corporations.

I’m sure (more…)

My Wisdom Tooth for Sale

October 5, 2008

Feeling like a simple Simon lately? Do you find yourself constantly making wrong choices? Lacking in good judgment? Need a big strong dose of prudence and a smackof perspicacity? Then what you, my dear friend, need is a Bill Stones wisdom tooth.

This here is a once a lifetime deal that you absolutely cannot refuse. A vintage 1984 wisdom tooth in full grown condition, slightly coloured due to its mature age, which only adds to its aesthetic appeal. This particular tooth is especially ripened with wisdom and intellect. Guaranteed to make you feel smarter within hours. Impress your friends and colleagues with your wit and knowledge when you (more…)

Basketball skills?

October 5, 2008

Too lazy to write so i’ma just post these videos of a really talented Mizo basketball player named Bill Stones or Freddie or something like that. Did I also mention that he’s incredibly handsome and smells nice too? He’s also especially polite and kind and spends his free time doing charity work, saving endagered animals, helping old ladies cross the streets and I hear from girls that he’s also a very great listener and always remembers to leave the toilet seat down for the ladies. What a great guy.

Stones Connection Tribute

October 2, 2008

Back in the day, when the old Stones Connection site was up and running, when we wuz at our heydays with the “Stones humor” we used to run segments of mock informercials in our online store. So i’ve managed to retrieve a few ones just so you can get a small glimpse of how things were done back then, young ‘un. Without further ado: (more…)

Life! Suck it in.

October 1, 2008

 

Existence is disproportionate in a proportional way. It’s interesting to take a step back and look at things from an outside point of view and see different aspects of life compacted into this single planet. How many differences can there be and how much similarities are there? It’s basically a giant tree with countless branches but nevertheless stemming from the same root. What is that root in life? Is it a biological or an intellectual entity or even spiritual? What is our real identity? (more…)


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